I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
How come I never caught this.
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
getting an A in a science test
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*