beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens

babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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